Action-1647 Albright Lane/Phone (Backdated to the 25th)

[want_a_vacation]

*Allen should have known better than to touch something that had just appeared in his house, but it was kind of in the way...at least until he tried to move it and it sprung to life. His initial startled jump back managed to knock the phone of the hook, so all of Mayfield gets to hear his bewilderment.* What on Miltia-you've gotta be kidding me!

*There's a loud 'oof' and a low thud as the turkey rams him and he bumps back into the wall.* Hey, get off!

*Another thud, this time with a crash and followed by what sounds suspiciously like sizzling as he tosses the undead bird into a chair and shoots a beam right through it.* This is just getting absurd...